I really hadn't thought I'd consider venturing into slash before...I mean, Harry/Draco will feature heavily in the threesome sequel sequel, but the smut would have been their own.

But now...I mean, basic plot bunny -- perverts Lotm's "Lost in a book" challenge, suggests a Snuciusy take on the blason (thank you for the exact name) and the surrounding 'events'. And that's the roughest, off-the-top-of-my-head smutlet.

You corrupt me entirely too easily, you know.

Erm, I'm trying to spare myself the mental images...perhaps rimming under conditions of very poor personal hygiene?