Some people don't really understand vegetarianism. Sure, they'll make you an omelette - and add bacon.

Tell me about it. Most of our friends here humour us - but when we say we don't eat meat, they think we just mean beef etc - chicken and sausage aren't meat, apparently.

No, they were quite happy out in the fields - but then I didn't see them having a funnel stuck down their gullets to force feed them corn.

Sorry, foudebassan - I forgot to say I liked your fic, by the way - although I was wondering at one point how the three of them would fit in the toilet (I know, I know, engorgio)