Fic Masterlist
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foudebassanLast update: 2008/05/10
It's now been justtwo three years since I started writing fanfic. Time flies, doesn't it.
Anyway, the first puppy excitement about being able to actually produce something that resembled fic has dwindled, and I have grown a bit ashamed of said production. This masterlist will remain accessible, as well as all the fics, because I do love reviews in any shape or form and that implies self-pimping. Some of them are also available on fanfiction.net (the pen name is Gannet over there), and you are more than welcome to read and review.
This said, I do feel compelled to warn you that it is badly written and has no redeeming value whatsoever. Sleeping Beauty is probably the least worst of it all; the rest is crack!ficcy crap that hasn't even been beta'ed.
If I manage to write something I don't feel the need to hide, I'll put up a selective masterlist on my LJ user info page.
I am not JKR, no money is made, no harm is intended, etc. etc., standard disclaimers apply.
PG rated (suitable for all)
Coming Through Age While exploring the castle, Hermione stumbles upon a strange rock... In-between genfic and Hermione/Salazar, 2600 words.
The Last Parting This is the Last Time. Or perhaps the first. Genfic, 650 words.
Inmates and their mates. Belated birthday fic for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
astarvingwriter, HP/Xmen crossover, crack!fic of the worst denomination. HGLM, Wolverine/Jean, cultural caricatures galore. 2000 words.
Untitled Lucissa. Missing scene from the beginning of the series, 300 words.
PG-13 rated (suitable for all those above 13; implicit allusions to births, marriages and deaths):
December. Ron is happy; he tells us why. Ron/someone else (not telling...) - 2000 words
Written In The Stars. Firenze writes a letter to his unborn child, explaining why he decided to have a baby. Firenze/Sinistra, 3000 words.
Of Pureblood Culture. Lucius Malfoy is a Pureblood, and this status brings both priviledges and obligations. LM/HG, Comedy, 1200 words.
Dissolutionaria (Aristophanes' Lysistrata, played by HP characters; Hermione is tired of the war between Order and Death Eaters, and takes steps to stop it all. Comedy with lots of bad language, and some irreverence to Great Authors. 9500 words, multi-chaptered).
A Secret Gathering
The Great Bargain
Wherein Male Characters Make An Appearance
The Phoenix's Song
The End.
Friendship... And More.omnioculars lottery submission (January challenge). What do Narcissa Black and Firenze have in common?
Toil And Trouble. Birthday fic forshiv5468, based on one of her plot bunnies. Lucius is worried: he thinks Draco is sleeping with Hermione. He has to take steps to prevent that... 4600 words, comedy, HG/LM.
Aftermath. Severus/Narcissa, written for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
10k_drabbles
Artifice And Illusion. Gift fic forastarvingwriter, in the hp_smutfree ficexchange. Mrs. Weasley decides that the recently divorced Lucius Malfoy needs a wife; Hermione Granger looks for a husband; and Ron falls for the dark, brooding figure of Rosmerta. HG/DM, HG/LM, DM/GW, RW/Rosmerta, comedy/pastiche, 5000 words.
Sleeping Beauty. Lucius has a peculiar bed... and Hermione has a warrant to search Malfoy Manor. HGLM, 3500 words, comedy.
Written for aseverus_lucius challenge after a prompt by scowling_hermit: Black Knight, White Knight. SS/LM.
The Fairy-Tale Ending. Harry and Ginny are expected to be the perfect couple, but are they really happy together? And what has Draco to do with them? Unfinished, and up for adoption!
R rated (some adult content, such as bad language, allusions to sexual activities and/or to BDSM):
Dobby's Cunning Scheme - the Malfoy House-Elves have a problem, and Dobby has a solution. LM/HG; Comedy; 5400 words.
Unlikely Bedfellows. This is not an uncommon title - though the point of this story is to tell who, exactly, are the two bedfellows, and this pairing is not common. Comfort grows into companionship, and companionship into love... Romance/smut, 600 words.
La malédiction du threesome. Too much sex and you'll wake up speaking French... birthday fic forshiv5468.
Letter of Mercy One Sunny Morning. Written forsiriuslysnogged at the sshg_exchange. Hermione writes the most difficult letter of her life. 10.000 words, HG/SS
One Secret, To Conquer Them All part one and part two. Birthday fic forshiv5468 - SSHGLM threesome, crack, 17500 words.
NC-17 rated (not suitable for anyone under 18; explicit sex and sexual situations):
Humans Are Creatures Of Habit The war is over, the right side won - but do they also do the right thing? HG/SS, non-con, angst, 4700 words.
Co-written withcatherinecookmn and shiv5468, Ménage à Quatre. Hermione and Severus want to add some spice to their marriage, and Lucius gives way to his most secret desires. Threesome, HG/SS/LM, voyeuristic Crookshanks.
Co-written withandsaca369 and shiv5468, Pink Aprons. A marriage law fic went very, very wrong and both Lucius and Severus ended solely clad in very short pink aprons.
Priviledges only extend so far. Lucius has been naughty and he deserves his detention. Minercius, corporeal punishments.
Ironing Out Differences. Co-written withshiv5468, HGSSLM, 7000 words.
Thematic series:
Meme!fics written after prompts from various members of the f-list
Lucius vs. Crookshanks - forshiv5468. Some pleasant Lumione smut is interrupted by Crookshanks - how will Lucius react? Humour, 2000 words.
In The Ministry's Atrium - fordream_labyrinth. Hermione and Lucius meet in the ministry's atrium. Things have not changed - or have they? Pre-lumione, 800 words.
A Deadly Duel - forlillithj. Severus and Lucius are ready to fight for Hermione's attention... to the very end! - 2000 words.
The Malfoy Library - formaddy_riddle. A little Lumione smut - 800 words.
Nefarious Schemes - fordacian_goddess. Drarry, Snerlumione, Ron/Rosmerta, smut, need I say more? - 4000 words.
A Turbulent Take-Off - forpigwidgeon37. Hermione, Severus and Lucius all fly to New York together... on the same Muggle plane! - 3500 words
La Bénédiction des Patriarches - forduniazade. Crossover HP/Largo Winch, partly in French, mostly gen with a tiny bit of HGSS, 6000 words. Graphic violence.
Various drabbles for various people.
Ficlets written forsl_duel:
Every single one is Snucius-y.
Cyranose.
The Third Time Does the charm... or is it the second?.
A Cock and Bull story.
A Moment of Abandon.
Blood is thicker than water.
Character witnesses.
A Letter to Lucius.
Warning! DH spoilers. Together at last.
Crossovers:
Penetrating lessons (HP/Monty Python). The elder Hogwarts students need to be taught all about sex, don't they?
Outside of the HP fandom, j'ai aussi écrit une mini-nouvelle autour de l'univers de Fantômette, Son Premier Coup de Filet. Tous publics, 5 chapitres:
Un Matin pluvieux
Une Etrange Rencontre
Une Brutale Désillusion
Une Dernière Confrontation
Epilogue
(In French, obviously).
Je me suis également amusée dans l'univers de Largo Winch -
Voir Venise... et Vivre! Charity/Domenica, romance, 800 mots.
Fic d'anniversaire pourduniazade, crossover entre HP et beaucoup de bandes dessinées. 1200 mots.
It's now been just
Anyway, the first puppy excitement about being able to actually produce something that resembled fic has dwindled, and I have grown a bit ashamed of said production. This masterlist will remain accessible, as well as all the fics, because I do love reviews in any shape or form and that implies self-pimping. Some of them are also available on fanfiction.net (the pen name is Gannet over there), and you are more than welcome to read and review.
This said, I do feel compelled to warn you that it is badly written and has no redeeming value whatsoever. Sleeping Beauty is probably the least worst of it all; the rest is crack!ficcy crap that hasn't even been beta'ed.
If I manage to write something I don't feel the need to hide, I'll put up a selective masterlist on my LJ user info page.
I am not JKR, no money is made, no harm is intended, etc. etc., standard disclaimers apply.
PG rated (suitable for all)
Coming Through Age While exploring the castle, Hermione stumbles upon a strange rock... In-between genfic and Hermione/Salazar, 2600 words.
The Last Parting This is the Last Time. Or perhaps the first. Genfic, 650 words.
Inmates and their mates. Belated birthday fic for
astarvingwriter, HP/Xmen crossover, crack!fic of the worst denomination. HGLM, Wolverine/Jean, cultural caricatures galore. 2000 words. Untitled Lucissa. Missing scene from the beginning of the series, 300 words.
PG-13 rated (suitable for all those above 13; implicit allusions to births, marriages and deaths):
December. Ron is happy; he tells us why. Ron/someone else (not telling...) - 2000 words
Written In The Stars. Firenze writes a letter to his unborn child, explaining why he decided to have a baby. Firenze/Sinistra, 3000 words.
Of Pureblood Culture. Lucius Malfoy is a Pureblood, and this status brings both priviledges and obligations. LM/HG, Comedy, 1200 words.
Dissolutionaria (Aristophanes' Lysistrata, played by HP characters; Hermione is tired of the war between Order and Death Eaters, and takes steps to stop it all. Comedy with lots of bad language, and some irreverence to Great Authors. 9500 words, multi-chaptered).
A Secret Gathering
The Great Bargain
Wherein Male Characters Make An Appearance
The Phoenix's Song
The End.
Friendship... And More.
omnioculars lottery submission (January challenge). What do Narcissa Black and Firenze have in common?Toil And Trouble. Birthday fic for
shiv5468, based on one of her plot bunnies. Lucius is worried: he thinks Draco is sleeping with Hermione. He has to take steps to prevent that... 4600 words, comedy, HG/LM. Aftermath. Severus/Narcissa, written for
10k_drabblesArtifice And Illusion. Gift fic for
astarvingwriter, in the hp_smutfree ficexchange. Mrs. Weasley decides that the recently divorced Lucius Malfoy needs a wife; Hermione Granger looks for a husband; and Ron falls for the dark, brooding figure of Rosmerta. HG/DM, HG/LM, DM/GW, RW/Rosmerta, comedy/pastiche, 5000 words. Sleeping Beauty. Lucius has a peculiar bed... and Hermione has a warrant to search Malfoy Manor. HGLM, 3500 words, comedy.
Written for a
severus_lucius challenge after a prompt by scowling_hermit: Black Knight, White Knight. SS/LM. The Fairy-Tale Ending. Harry and Ginny are expected to be the perfect couple, but are they really happy together? And what has Draco to do with them? Unfinished, and up for adoption!
R rated (some adult content, such as bad language, allusions to sexual activities and/or to BDSM):
Dobby's Cunning Scheme - the Malfoy House-Elves have a problem, and Dobby has a solution. LM/HG; Comedy; 5400 words.
Unlikely Bedfellows. This is not an uncommon title - though the point of this story is to tell who, exactly, are the two bedfellows, and this pairing is not common. Comfort grows into companionship, and companionship into love... Romance/smut, 600 words.
La malédiction du threesome. Too much sex and you'll wake up speaking French... birthday fic for
shiv5468. Letter of Mercy One Sunny Morning. Written for
siriuslysnogged at the sshg_exchange. Hermione writes the most difficult letter of her life. 10.000 words, HG/SSOne Secret, To Conquer Them All part one and part two. Birthday fic for
shiv5468 - SSHGLM threesome, crack, 17500 words. NC-17 rated (not suitable for anyone under 18; explicit sex and sexual situations):
Humans Are Creatures Of Habit The war is over, the right side won - but do they also do the right thing? HG/SS, non-con, angst, 4700 words.
Co-written with
catherinecookmn and shiv5468, Ménage à Quatre. Hermione and Severus want to add some spice to their marriage, and Lucius gives way to his most secret desires. Threesome, HG/SS/LM, voyeuristic Crookshanks. Co-written with
andsaca369 and shiv5468, Pink Aprons. A marriage law fic went very, very wrong and both Lucius and Severus ended solely clad in very short pink aprons. Priviledges only extend so far. Lucius has been naughty and he deserves his detention. Minercius, corporeal punishments.
Ironing Out Differences. Co-written with
shiv5468, HGSSLM, 7000 words. Thematic series:
Meme!fics written after prompts from various members of the f-list
Lucius vs. Crookshanks - for
shiv5468. Some pleasant Lumione smut is interrupted by Crookshanks - how will Lucius react? Humour, 2000 words. In The Ministry's Atrium - for
dream_labyrinth. Hermione and Lucius meet in the ministry's atrium. Things have not changed - or have they? Pre-lumione, 800 words. A Deadly Duel - for
lillithj. Severus and Lucius are ready to fight for Hermione's attention... to the very end! - 2000 words. The Malfoy Library - for
maddy_riddle. A little Lumione smut - 800 words. Nefarious Schemes - for
dacian_goddess. Drarry, Snerlumione, Ron/Rosmerta, smut, need I say more? - 4000 words. A Turbulent Take-Off - for
pigwidgeon37. Hermione, Severus and Lucius all fly to New York together... on the same Muggle plane! - 3500 wordsLa Bénédiction des Patriarches - for
duniazade. Crossover HP/Largo Winch, partly in French, mostly gen with a tiny bit of HGSS, 6000 words. Graphic violence. Various drabbles for various people.
Ficlets written for
sl_duel:Every single one is Snucius-y.
Cyranose.
The Third Time Does the charm... or is it the second?.
A Cock and Bull story.
A Moment of Abandon.
Blood is thicker than water.
Character witnesses.
A Letter to Lucius.
Warning! DH spoilers. Together at last.
Crossovers:
Penetrating lessons (HP/Monty Python). The elder Hogwarts students need to be taught all about sex, don't they?
Outside of the HP fandom, j'ai aussi écrit une mini-nouvelle autour de l'univers de Fantômette, Son Premier Coup de Filet. Tous publics, 5 chapitres:
Un Matin pluvieux
Une Etrange Rencontre
Une Brutale Désillusion
Une Dernière Confrontation
Epilogue
(In French, obviously).
Je me suis également amusée dans l'univers de Largo Winch -
Voir Venise... et Vivre! Charity/Domenica, romance, 800 mots.
Fic d'anniversaire pour
duniazade, crossover entre HP et beaucoup de bandes dessinées. 1200 mots. 
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