Dissolutionaria, 5/5

Warnings: language, silliness, innuendo, multiple endings, lengthy author notes.
Rating: PG-13

Part One, The Secret Gathering
Part Two, The Great Bargain
Part Three, Wherein Male Characters Make An Appearance
Part Four, The Phoenix's Song

( Part Five, Wherein The Author Grows Tired Of The Story And Therefore Decides To Put An End To It )

( Author Notes )